Same day. Every week.
We scoop one community per day. Tight routes mean we show up on your day, not "sometime this week".
SE Calgary · Limited spots per route
Never pick up after your dog again.
- Weekly dog poop pickup for your yard.
- Bagged, tied, and in your green cart.
- Gate latched. Photo texted. Every time.
Starting at$20/weekfor one dog, plus GST
One community a day.That's how we keep your day the same every week. It also means each route fills up.
See if your street has a spot →Here's your Thursday.
You're at work. We're in the yard. By the time you're home, the only thing your dog left behind is a happy face.
Your part
- Enter your postal code.
- Reply to one text.
- Leave the gate unlocked, or tell us the code.
Our part, every week
- Walk the whole yard. Corners, fence line, under the deck. Every pile, not just the obvious ones.
- Bag it, tie it off, and put it in your green cart.
- Latch the gate and text you a photo, so you know the dog is safe before you get home.
Monday
Hi Sam, it's Holy Crap. You're all set. Your yard day is Thursday.
Thursday 10:58 AM
Yard's done. Bagged, tied, and in your green cart. Gate's latched:
Didn't even know you were here 🙌
February 1
Your February bill is ready. A blizzard knocked out Jan 15 and we couldn't make it up, so that week's credited. You didn't have to ask.
Example texts, for illustration.
What a visit looks like.
Every corner, every pile.Along the fence, under the deck, the spots you'd skip. 
Into your green cart.Bagged and tied off before it goes in. 
Gate latched. Photo sent.On your phone before you're home.
Why Holy Crap?
Anyone can own a scooper. Here's what you get that the one in your garage doesn't.
Proof on your phone.
A photo of your latched gate after every single visit. You know the dog is safe before you're home.
Miss your day? It's on us.
We come back to make it up. If we can't, that week comes off your next bill. You don't have to ask.
You don't need to be home.
Leave the gate unlocked or give us the code. The only sign we were there is a clean yard and a text.
Nothing charged until you say yes.
We text you your day and your price first. After that, one charge at the start of each month. No surprise fees.
No contract. Ever.
Cancel with one text. No call, no exit interview, no guilt trip. Service runs to the end of the month you've paid for.
What gets buried in November shows up in April.
All of it. At once. We scoop all year, through the snow and every Chinook melt, so spring doesn't start with a scavenger hunt. If weather knocks out your day, we come back to make it up, or the week comes off your bill.
Thursdays in an example January
Jan 8Yard doneDone
Jan 15Blizzard, came back SatMade up
Jan 22Yard doneDone
Jan 29Roads closed all weekCredited
Example month, for illustration.
Fair questions. Straight answers.
What people wonder before they hand over their backyard.
Can't I just do it myself?
Sure. It's only five minutes. Every week. Forever. Including the week it's minus 30 and the week you're in Kelowna. Then April melts the snow and shows you every week you skipped, all at once. We're the reason your April is boring.
$20 a week? For poop?
You're not paying for poop. You're paying to never think about it again. The whole yard walked, every pile bagged into your cart, the gate latched, a photo on your phone, and a credit if we ever miss. Your weekend stays yours.
Why not the neighbour kid?
Love the hustle. Then hockey season starts. Then exams. Then February. We come on the same day every week, snow included, and if we can't make it up, that week comes off your bill.
Is my dog safe with you in the yard?
Your dog is the boss. We're just visiting. We latch the gate on the way out and text you a photo, every single visit, so you know before you get home. Shy, escape artist, licks everyone? Put it in your notes.
Do I have to be home?
Please don't wait around for us. Most people are at work. Leave the gate unlocked or give us the code, and the only sign we were there is a clean yard and a text.
Won't my green cart get gross?
It ends up in the cart either way. The only difference is who carries it there. Everything is bagged and tied before it goes in, same as if you did it yourself, minus the you doing it part.
What if you don't show up?
Then you don't pay for it. If we miss your day, we come back to make it up. If we can't, that week comes off your next bill automatically. You'll never have to chase us for it.
My yard is a disaster right now.
Good. That's literally the job. We've seen worse, promise. Sign up this October and that first big cleanup is free.The first cleanup takes longer, so we quote it by text and you say yes before anything is charged.
What if I don't love it?
Text us "cancel". That's the whole process. No contract, no phone call, no guilt trip. Service runs to the end of the month you've paid for, and nothing is charged after that.
Starting at $20 a week.
One dog is $20 a week plus GST. More dogs, more to pick up, so the price goes up a bit. We text you the exact number before anything is charged.
Spots are limited on every route, and they go first come, first served.
- One dog, weekly
- $20
- One dog, billed monthly
- $86.67
- With GST
- $91.00
- Two or more dogs
- A bit more. Texted to you first.
- First cleanup
- Free if you sign up this October
- First cleanup
- Quoted by text before you pay
- Contract
- None. Cancel by text.
Everything else you might ask.
Can't find it here? Email info@tryholycrap.ca.
The service
What exactly do you clean?
The whole yard your dog uses: the lawn, corners, along the fence, side yards and under the deck. Every pile from the week, not just the obvious ones.
Do you come all year, even in winter?
Yes. We scoop through the snow and every Chinook melt. If a storm knocks out your day, we come back to make it up, or the week comes off your next bill.
How do you pick my day?
Your day is set by your community. We scoop one community per day, which is how we keep the same day every week. We text it to you when you sign up.
Where does the waste go?
Bagged, tied off, and into your green cart, so it goes out with your regular green cart pickup.
How will I know you came?
We text you a photo of your latched gate after every visit.
Your dog and your gate
Do I need to be home?
No. Most people are at work. Leave the gate unlocked, or give us the code when you sign up.
What if my gate is locked?
Put the code, or where to find the key, in your notes when you sign up. If we can't get in on the day, we text you.
What should I tell you about my dog?
How many dogs, and anything that helps: shy, an escape artist, or likes to greet visitors. There's a notes box when you sign up.
Your area
Where do you service?
Select communities in SE Calgary. Spots on each route are limited, so the fastest way to know is to enter your postal code. It takes about 10 seconds.
Why are spots limited?
We scoop one community per day, and there are only so many yards we can do well in a day. When a route is full, it's full until a spot opens up.
What if I'm not in your area yet?
Check anyway and leave your number. You'll be first to know when we reach your street, and the more neighbours who ask, the sooner that happens.
Price and billing
How much does it cost?
Starting at $20 a week for one dog, plus GST. More dogs cost a bit more, and we text you the exact price before anything is charged.
Is the first cleanup really free?
Yes, when you sign up for weekly service this October. No matter how bad the yard is.
When is my card charged?
Not until you confirm by text. After that, once at the start of each month for the weeks ahead.
How do I cancel?
Text us. No contract and no call. Visits run to the end of the month you've paid for, and nothing is charged after that.
Let the dog out. We've got the rest.
We scoop one community a day and every route has a cap. Check your postal code before your street fills up.
Sign up this October: first cleanup free.
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